Iron Man: And glitter? Maybe running is a better plan.Ĭaptain America: Ice King? Maybe he can help us. (Iron Man shoots out glitter from his hands) (Iron Man shoots out a rainbow from his hands) Iron Man: A waffle monster? Hang on, I got this. Too cheap looking- Hey, do you guys smell waffles? Iron Man: Me? Check out your teeth! (Scene goes to Captain America's teeth - what's left of them anyway) What are we, in England?Ĭaptain America: Mmm. Hulk: Ha! Look at Hulk! (Hulk starts running) Hulk can run real far! Hulk dash!Ĭaptain America: How? Your arms look like noodles! (wobbles his arms) (Hulk's legs are starting to become real long) Maybe Bruce Banner can shed some light on this. But Hulk feel transformation coming on.Ĭaptain America: Good. Iron Man flies through.)Ĭaptain America: What have you done, Hulk? (Scene goes to title card " Avenger Time" with Hulk, Captain America and Thor holding a banner that says "With Cap, Thor, Hulk, & Iron Man". Thor: By Odin's beard! My hammer is now a lollipop!Ĭaptain America: And my dialogue isn't nearly as clever as it usually is. (Too late - the Cosmic Cube changes the Avengers team into Adventure Time characters and scene goes to a forest in the Land of Ooo.) Hulk: Let Hulk try! Hulk know right time!Ĭaptain America, Thor, and Iron Man: No, no, no don't! (The Cosmic Cube complies to Iron Man's command to the letter as it changes Avengers team into similar animations to the Super Hero Squad Show and the background changed to buildings.)Ĭaptain America: You had to say "short and sweet". I wanna return to our time, short and sweet. Thor: Why should you get to control the Cube? Gimme that thing, will ya? Man, what was our budget back then, a dollar? (The Cosmic Cube grants the Captain's wish, as it changes the Avengers team back into the late sixties and scene gets old-school style.)Ĭaptain America: What the-?! We're in the 60's! Iron Man: Careful! That thing's dangerous.Ĭaptain America: Why is everything dangerous nowadays? I wish we could go back to simpler times. My options are limited.Ĭaptain America: Well, once again, the Cosmic Cube is in safe hands. Thor: The Avengers have put a stop to your dastardly deeds, Red Skull. (Segment begins with the Avengers having defeated Red Skull once again, with the Cosmic Cube in their hands.)
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